Grow Your Own Boyfriend

The Grow Your Own Boyfriend never argues, always agrees! Plus he's polite, never snores, never looks at the credit card bills, doesn't hang out with his mates 'til 3am and he always shuts up! Grow your own Mr Right. Place this Grow product in water and watch, over a period of 72 hours, as it expands 600% it's original size. Shrinks back down to original size afterwards.