Redneck Horn

 

Git One Fer yer Truck 'er Car! Tired of rude drivers and road-hogs cutting you off? Let the Redneck Horn handle them for you. Simply attach it to your dash and when you feel the need to scream, just press the big red button and out comes one of ten Redneck Insults in a loud redneck accent sure to make you laugh and feel better fast. Perfect gift for the Redneck we all know.

    • What the hell was that maneuver?
    • What race are you in Shithead?
    • Son of a Bitch!
    • Get the hell out of my way!
    • Are you Freakin blind?
    • Drivers License, You ought to get one, asswipe!
    • Put the cell phone down Dickhead.
    • You're a goddam moron!
    • Slow down dumbass Wal-mart's open all night!
    • Hey Hognuts, Who taught you how to drive?

Price: $14.95